Shakira Is Sexy In i-D Magazine

I don’t do this very often, but I know that some of my readers are into some freaky shit, so I thought I’d give them some pictures of a transsexual in her/his lingerie for i-D Magazine. It’s not exactly my cup of tea, but I’m not judging you. What’s that? Shut the f@#k up! I’m being told that this is actually Shakira, a real woman. She looks hot, but I would have bet good money there’d be franks and beans in those underwear. Does this make me gay? I’m confused.